crazy cow chase!!!

thanks to the head mandores, i was left with about 300 cows in my field. so whats with cows in my field?

1. basically there's not much harm caused except having shit everywhere and the fronds (palm leaves) getting pulled all over the place.

2. the GM is coming in less than a week and he will start screaming at the sight of cows coz out chairman says NO COWS!!!!

3. usually there's only a hand full of cows in my field coz they dont get as much food compared to when they are in the short palm area.


how did it come here?

1. those bloody mandores who took about 10 workers to chase the cows out of the short palm area did not complete their task which is to chase them OUT OF THE ESTATE!!!

2. those lazy + useless buggers wanted to play me out since they say i'm Mr. manager's blue eye boy... probably they r also blind coz i've got dark brown puples..



so the story goes on.. 300 cows, 1 idiotic assistant manager = mad cow chase!! chased, raved my motorcycle, sounded my horn, waved my stick and parang, shouting, running into and over drains and dranches, and throwing stones at cow's asses... slowly they moved along... man it was tiring and SCARY!! imagine you alone surrounded by 300 cows.. big, fat and scary ones.. hahaha...


sad to say, i was unable to chase out all the cows but only maybe slightly less than half.. the heard broke into 2 but i could not.. plus i could not keep them together coz they were running in different direction and was getting hard to control...


but regardless of what, it was still a success.. coz i idiotic assistant manager could chase out 100+ cows when 3 head mandore + 10 workers + 2 smart ass-istants could only chase out NINE cows... lol... hillarious....


probably need to go back to chase more cows tomorrow... haihz...



remember to drink more H20 k.. c",)